When his novel becomes a surprise bestseller, author Robert Block thinks all his problems are over… but they have only just begun.
It’s a God’s life.
Albert Meadows, recently made redundant and tired of his disappointing life, is looking to make a new start and is desperate to find something worthwhile to fill his time.
Martin Laws hates mysteries.
So why has someone sent him a bag of juggling balls?
Why has he no memory of buying a new computer?
[Novella – 17, 500 words approx]
All John Russell wanted was a nice cup of tea.
But when he accidentally foils an armed bank robbery as he tries to protect his young daughter from the gunmen […]
(Short story – 5,000 words approx.)
What could be a better way of getting an ex-girlfriend back than a magic carpet ride through the night to a romantic evening together in some alternate dimension? […]
When we first met she was Emeritus Professor of Post-Colonial Marmalade at the University of Ffestiniog, and she had the sexiest elbows I had ever seen. We met at the Annual Ffestiniog Tapioca-Ignoring Convention, back in the late summer of ’83.
Someone has stolen the most valuable erotic artefact in the British National Museum of Perversion: The Golden Sex Spatula.