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Vegetable-Related Perversions

Once you have fully recalibrated your bank manager and checked that the postmistress is fully up to temperature, you can…

Free Kindle Humour Novel: In the Beginning

In the Beginning   FREE for the next Five days. Get it here (UK link), here (US link), or here (universal…

Just One More Lifetime

‘I do know. I was young once too.’ Penna had actually been young more than once. Quite a few times…

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