Latest Posts

See all posts →

Christmas Charity Appeal

The world’s most famous film star, Pumpkin Dropincentre, was yesterday announced as the face of a brand new charity. This…

Crop Circles

‘Sshh, they’ll hear,’ Shala hissed. ‘Sorry.’ It had seemed like a good idea back in the Inn, as do many…

How To Do Perversion – Part One

Well, now, of course if you have a well-lubricated llama (I find a good rubbing with linseed oil rather invigorating…

If you’re interested in finding out more about my writing, join my mailing list and get one of my books absolutely free. The mailing list is guaranteed spam free and I will only contact you if I have a new book launch, a free book or some other special offer to share.